A Cyst, A President

Our President is a cyst within a dog ear.

Literally. The button boasting, climate change denialist buffoon is from a dog ear. He is a waxy and smelly being full of folds tinted orange and ochre. He is scum. He is a puckering mass that is swallowing our country whole.

Don’t believe me? I have proof: our president has appeared via simulacrum as a literal cyst in a dog’s ear. British dog owner Jade Robinson found this in her dog Chief’s ear in late 2017, confirming that – Yes. – our president is a sac of secretions.

Robinson explains on a crowdfunding page for veterinary expenses.

This photo had to be taken whilst Chief was asleep as he does not like his inner ears to be touched and I swear I looked and zoomed in and out at this photo over 20 times and never saw Donald Trump, it was my eagle-eyed friend who pointed it out.

Robinson and our-president-within-her-dog have been handled as enough money was raised to cure her poor Chief. But still: the cyst remains, plaguing America. Can we petition to have him removed? Unfortunately not since the cyst has had the White House petition taken down.

What a shame. What a state we live in! A terrible dog who hates dogs as the president. 2018: what a time to be alive.

Trump photo via.

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