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Category: Dogs

Year Of The Dog

Dogs, they are a sort of fuzzy magic, these distillations of goodness, beings that make us want to be better beings. Continue reading “Year Of The Dog” →

February 16, 2018 / By Kyle Fitzpatrick

Pangolin

The pangolin is a scaled mammal. Continue reading “Pangolin” →

February 8, 2018 / By Kyle Fitzpatrick

A Sweater Like A Dog

I have a sweater. It is like a dog. Continue reading “A Sweater Like A Dog” →

January 25, 2018 / By Kyle Fitzpatrick

DOG NEWS!! HERE’S YOUR DOG NEWS!!

You know what? It’s been too long since we’ve checked in with the dogs, an animal that I supposedly “hate.” Thus, here’s some dog news. DOG NEWS!! Continue reading “DOG NEWS!! HERE’S YOUR DOG NEWS!!” →

January 24, 2018 / By Kyle Fitzpatrick

u r a sexist racist

Like the real world, the Internet is wild. Continue reading “u r a sexist racist” →

January 24, 2018 / By Kyle Fitzpatrick

A Cyst, A President

Our President is a cyst within a dog ear. Continue reading “A Cyst, A President” →

January 3, 2018 / By Kyle Fitzpatrick

She Was Eaten By Dogs

I hate to be that guy who deviates from both a plan and a theme (This week was supposed to be exclusively holiday content.) but a news story I literally heard nothing about popped during work this morning and it left me aghast. Continue reading “She Was Eaten By Dogs” →

December 20, 2017 / By Kyle Fitzpatrick

Never Trust A Single Man With More Than One Cat

I have only a handful of dating tips for people. Don’t share coming out experiences on the first date, always pay your own way, do text back fast, etc.: there’s a lot to be said. But the biggest tip I have? Never trust a single man with more than one cat. Continue reading “Never Trust A Single Man With More Than One Cat” →

December 13, 2017 / By Kyle Fitzpatrick

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Kyle Fitzpatrick is a writer and producer based in Los Angeles. 1234KYLE5678 is a lifestyle website for him to deposit stray writings, thoughts, feelings, criticisms, etc.

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