Dogs, they are a sort of fuzzy magic, these distillations of goodness, beings that make us want to be better beings. Continue reading “Year Of The Dog”
Year Of The Dog
Category: Dogs
Pangolin
The pangolin is a scaled mammal. Continue reading “Pangolin”
A Sweater Like A Dog
I have a sweater. It is like a dog. Continue reading “A Sweater Like A Dog”
DOG NEWS!! HERE’S YOUR DOG NEWS!!
You know what? It’s been too long since we’ve checked in with the dogs, an animal that I supposedly “hate.” Thus, here’s some dog news. DOG NEWS!! Continue reading “DOG NEWS!! HERE’S YOUR DOG NEWS!!”
u r a sexist racist
Like the real world, the Internet is wild. Continue reading “u r a sexist racist”
A Cyst, A President
Our President is a cyst within a dog ear. Continue reading “A Cyst, A President”
She Was Eaten By Dogs
I hate to be that guy who deviates from both a plan and a theme (This week was supposed to be exclusively holiday content.) but a news story I literally heard nothing about popped during work this morning and it left me aghast. Continue reading “She Was Eaten By Dogs”
Never Trust A Single Man With More Than One Cat
I have only a handful of dating tips for people. Don’t share coming out experiences on the first date, always pay your own way, do text back fast, etc.: there’s a lot to be said. But the biggest tip I have? Never trust a single man with more than one cat. Continue reading “Never Trust A Single Man With More Than One Cat”