A Wonderfully Terrible Dinner Party: The Invitation Is The Best Horror Movie Of The Year

Few contemporary horror movies fill you with a fear of the unknown. Not the unknowns of life but the unknowns of trust, the unknowns in the comforts and trappings of the everyday, the unknowns of things that should function normally but don’t function normally. That is The Invitation—and it is easily the best horror movie of 2016. Continue reading “A Wonderfully Terrible Dinner Party: The Invitation Is The Best Horror Movie Of The Year”

Stare Into The Teeth Of Hell And Protect Your Fingers

I have stared into the eyes of the devil and they are metallic and they belong to a machine. They aren’t even eyes: it’s just teeth. They look so smooth and soft, like you want to pet them as if they are the hood of new car. They jut out and they turn and they feel like gums rubbing against each other in perfect harmony. Continue reading “Stare Into The Teeth Of Hell And Protect Your Fingers”