2017 is the year I attempt to complicate shorts. Continue reading “Understanding Long Shorts For Winter”
Menswear is so boring. Like, everything is non-colorful and muted and subtle reflections on male form needing to be fit. Where is the fun in that? Continue reading “The Look, Because Menswear Is Boring: ELLUS Spring / Summer 2017”
We’ve talked about this before: cargo shorts are terrible. You would think that self-respecting men in 2016 would have been so scarred by the 1990s to know that cargo shorts, shorts that fall below-the-knee, and any “casual male” wear are sartorial, comic risks: wearing them is a near equivalent to donning Jncos, unironically. Continue reading “Cargo Shorts Ruin Marriages”
It’s been a while since we’ve checked in on the climate of short shorts and men. Has the day come where they’re taken seriously? Maybe. Continue reading “Is It Finally Time For Man Shorts To Be Taken Seriously?”
Men: they have feelings too! They wear clothes. They do things. They have opinions. They want to be heard and be loved and be looked at and made to feel good. Continue reading “How Clothes Make Men Feel”
Ever since I watched that Raf Simons documentary Dior And I, there has been one stylistic takeaway tapping my forehead: I need some good ugly chunky ass black “leather” shoes. The film is pretty boring and a not-great fashion film but Simons’ personal style is great to see. At one point he wears long shorts and my heart jumped out of my shirt, jacked off, died, resurrected itself, and leapt back into me. It was a moment of inspiration.