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Don’t Steal This Look, Guys

Look at those man legs! Who could that be? Who in history is flashing his pride and flashing a little thigh? Is this a historical man now cast as a shorts visionary? Bad news: it’s none of that. It’s actually bad news for us shorties.

So who is he? And why the Germanic fashion abomination of suede shorts and knee highs?
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Here you go:

Hitler Shorts 2015 Embarrassing 1234KYLE5678

It’s Hitler. These embarrassing looks are courtesy of the new book The Rise Of Hitler. On the bright side of this, he doesn’t look thrilled or happy to be wearing shorts—but he is and he is not making them look good. He also kind of looks like a sausage wrapped in moleskin: let this also be a lesson in fit and styling, sirs.

Those of you with ironic lederhosen, great news: you can retire them. You shouldn’t have had them anyway, maybe only if you are a big Oktoberfest enthusiast (in which case, they must be ‘hosen that were the overall kind and you need an authentic alpine hat to go with it).

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