Happy Pride! Here’s A Ranking Of The Ten Best Power Bottom Shirts.

If you are a bottom and you are like really into it, you may refer to yourself as a Power Bottom. It’s a title not many non-gays know about (or share) as it’s a need-to-know sort of thing, revealed during private passion plays. But what if you are super into it and want to let everyone know? Here are some things for you: a quick ranking of the ten best shirts to express your extreme bottoming.

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10. Power Bottom / Way Gay Shirt
The elegant script. The addition of the “way gay.” What’s your not-so-secret? You’re a bottom. You’re way gay.

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8. PWRBTM California License Plate Color T-Shirt
Well, while it would be hard to get this type of road head, more power to you for trying. I’m sure you have, someone.

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Really, this could be confused for a tech worker at the far end of the totem pole, so far down that said pole is in his butt part.

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6. Peach Emoji Shirt
Yes, this could just stand for your techno-fruit loving ways but, really, it means you are a big old bottom.

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5. Power Bottom For Jesus Shirt
If this isn’t how you pray the gay away, I don’t know if there really is another way to.

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4. Party Bottom
“Show those bears that you’re not only a cute little cub but the party bottom. The next time you go to the gay bear club.”

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3. Varsity Power Bottom 69
#TeamBottom!! 69, dude! (Note: This shirt is quite popular, actually. Who knew. Irony, man.)

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2. World’s Greatest Power Bottom T-Shirt
Don’t you let anyone fool you: yes, you can be a dad and a bottom and the best at both.

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1. Power Bottom Metal Tee
This shirt is described as something for you to get, “if you really hate yourself.” Thank you, thank you, thank you for this Boar Boy.

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