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Is Fingering Making A Comeback?

As a not-straight boy, I never really fantasized about fingering anyone or anything outside of myself. I did participate in the activity once during freshman year of college while in the rear of an SUV with a girl, making out. It felt right in that moment—but I didn’t enjoy it. I remember it being very sweaty.

I’ve not returned to the act intentionally as there are more exciting sexual disciplines. Fingering is for teenagers, introductory sex that isn’t sex but is sex: it’s “Advanced Masturbation—Partner Edition.” This is why it’s funny that the finger is being inserted into adult sex talk these days—which makes me wonder: is fingering making a comeback? Let’s look at the evidence.

The idea is being circulated by Gawker’s Kinja network, who is synergizing efforts to make fingering a sex thing, dethroning “butt stuff” with digit blasting your parts. I noticed first with the youth praising teen love letter, one of the most fun reads I’ve had in a while. Then, today, a giant outing on how great fingering is was published. It made the front page, too! Fingering seems to be approaching a cultural climax.

But that’s not all: there’s more on that hand than one finger. The Debrief made an open demand to bring fingering back. Outlander recently featured a fingering scene. Bustle suggests fingering a fingering emoji pickup and had women repeat that fingering was a sure bet for orgasming. Last year, The Frisky lamented how fingering helps you learn about sex. The best? Charli XCX was accused of fingering on a radio show, in a super sexist way.

So, yes, I would say fingering is having a moment. It’s some Fountain Of Youth sex act that adults are getting all crazy for because it works and it’s very childish, reminding us all of that back-of-the-SUV finger fuck moment. There is a sexual craft movement happening and it’s not in your pants. This also reminds me that my late high school AIM name was “robotfingerbang.” Welcome back, ten little buddies!

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