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• So what does champagne that is 170 years old taste like? “Leathery.”
• Homeless millennials and their usage of technology is fascinating.
• I wanted to write more about this but I didn’t: Amy Schumer has some great things to say about confidence.
• In light of that new Amy Schumer doll, I remembered that this is my favorite Amy Schumer sketch.
• While Baltimore is unrested, this mom has had enough.
The irony of these face vegan candles is not lost on anyone.
• How well will you do on this new calorie counting quiz?
MAMA JUNE IS BI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Maybe I’ve said this before, maybe I have not, but Clickhole’s Mad Men oral history is the only oral history to read.
• “You have failed to establish that a bona fide marital relationship can exist between two faggots.”
People are getting out of hand with Five Nights At Freddy’s theories.
This is a great little art history course captured in a tree.
• I didn’t finish this—because I’ve not seen The Guest yet—but this is a great essay on women and horror films.
• While Andy annoys me, I would be the ham in their daddy sandwich.
• This is not fucking real.
• GO POPE! GO POPE! GO POPE! GO POPE! GO POPE!
• I mean, I know this.
• Huh, you can chew gum to get a song out of your head. Huh.
The illustrations on this are great.
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
• Samantha Bee was just the best.

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