It’s Friday! The Affordable Care Act isn’t going to get repealed! Let’s all applaud the Trump administration’s ass getting bruised!

And read this things as we charge into the weekend.

It’s important to know CPR and, if you don’t, perhaps turn on some music and jam as you save a life. What did people look like 700 years ago? Like bizarro, old, suburban Charlie Hunman. Sleep safe tonight because robots are bad at rapping. Just like us, parrots can make each other laugh. You will probably want to indulge in this ASMR VHS crossover tape. Conservative women in glamour shots have a long, funny history. Science has made many important advances but the most important may be a dripless wine bottle. Black Mirror has been disturbingly prophetic but what it didnt predict was this shit.

That is your weekend link.

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