It’s the weekend before Halloween. Do you know where your children are?
Hopefully getting off or some shit. It’s the weekend!
To start, cleanse the palate of this week with a hedgehog stuck on some bread. For those hoping to not get swallowed by shitty work environments, perhaps take advantage of petty business lingo. Last minute Halloween costumes may seem intimidating but, really, they’re not. Weddings are wild but botched wedding crashing fights are even more wild. Self-conscious about your tongue? At least you aren’t this bear. I am everywhere in the media but, this week, I am Orlando Bloom. Those hoping to spook themselves the fuck out with digital media, consult this list of Internet horror stories.
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