Ah, yes: mid-June. Here we are!
Do you need me to link you to the weekend? Wellllllll.
A good use for cars: turning them into pizza ovens. My dudes, wear some sandals because all the cool dudes wear them. America is increasingly looking like the “bad place” version of itself and this propaganda video solidifies that. If you aren’t done vomiting from that, get inspired by David Blaine regurgitating a frog. You graduated from college and I’m so happy but why did you bring your girlfriend? People may be boo hooing about how much they love fucking Troye Sivan but – You know what? – fuck him because I got Christine. Finally, for Pride, stop watching sad queer movies and get into some non-tragic queer films.
I just did. You’re welcome!