If you are reading this, I am on a plane flying to Paris right now. I wanted to write about a lot of these things this week but I didn’t really have words to say about them. Enjoy these links over the weekend. Great!

• This sounds like a fascinating (and eventually frustrating) horror game.
• Surprise! Thanks to some sewage waste, we may be able to successfully combat Alzheimers and Parkinson’s.
• Related, kind of: let’s think about edible water bottles.
• This post is impressively exhaustive—as are the celebrities who are included in the post.
•  An interesting take on reframing that Gawker story that has basically ruined Gawker.
• This is great, Sousaphone dude. This is great.
• These Dr. Suess alphabet flashcards are so cute. The G one is so terrific!
• Who are you in this silly study? I’m leaning toward Nutty Professor or Mary Poppins? I don’t know. This is ridiculous. I don’t even think I really care.
Yeah, fuck the titles “husband” and “wife.” FUCK THAT ANTIQUATED ENGENDERED SHIT.
• LOL, Tiesto.
• I can see this being true. But, if you say this about cartoon characters, can’t you say this about any person in the media?
Here’s a new way to eat a hot dog.

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