If you need this week’s fashion shows summed up in a sentence, boy are you in luck.
Marc By Marc Jacobs: Hood By Air designed by a pair of cargo pants
Badgley Mischka: A bag of pins and buttons found at a Goodwill
Zac Posen: You know, Alfred Hitchcock shit.
Marchesa: Roses & Whips
J.Crew: Not Thom Browne nor an army/navy store (Men); Not Thom Brown but egg noodles (Women)
Rag & Bone: Slippery puffers
Eckhaus Latta: An art teacher sleeps with a goth kid
Proenza Schouler: Bandages made out of wallpaper
Kate Spade: Somewhat foxish in pink
Jeremy Scott: “Grandma, your pillowcases…they’re alive.”
Thom Browne: Robberies & Whales: A Gothic Musical
Narcisco Rodriguez: A Magic Eye of The Row and Rodarte
Victoria Beckham: Your shoulders are up here.
Carolina Herrera: Wet Naps®
Calvin Klein: Luxury tiddlywinks
Ralph Lauren: Putting fur over an old blanket
The Row: Office pajamas
Oscar De La Renta: Cruella de Vil, the PETA days
Tom Ford: The year is 2002. In your closet is a Sak bag, a denim trenchcoat, and a velvet peasant top. Which item would be best for school today?
Marc Jacobs: Are You There God? It’s Me, Rose McGowan.
Karen Walker: “Remember The Seventies? Here Are 32 Groovy Blasts From The Past”
Kanye West: This panty hose is everywhere
Rodarte: The Muppets shipwrecked in the eighties.
Tommy Hilfiger: An old man having sex with a football