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Loglines For A Few Of This Fashion Week 2015 Fall Collections

Somehow, there is still a lot of fashion shows happening and—because you need to keep up—here are some brief explanations of what happened.

• J.W. Anderson: Sue Ellen Crandell for General Apparel West
• Christopher Kane: Red + Black + Red = Purple (And sometimes Green)
Gareth Pugh: A witch from Macbeth having sex with Mel Gibson from Braveheart on a bed of black straws
• Topshop Unique: From schoolgirl to schoollady
• Monique Lhuiller: In case you were wondering, Kristen Stewart can be someone else’s muse.
• Vivienne Westwood Red Label: An old English punk recounts the tale of the Parisian Clown Massacre
• Paul Smith: “Ma’am? Ma’am? You don’t have to sleep at your desk: you can go home now, if you’re tired.”
• Naeem Khan: Who knew a Sparkletts truck could clean up so good?
• Gucci: Everyone In This Old Hotel Has Their Nipples out
• Moschino: Taz wearing a leather quilted hoodie
• Prada: Attack Of The Alien Babies From The Fifties Who Had To Get Day Jobs
• Fendi: Calf and lamb hair paneled beignets
• Erdem: You know those Warhol flower paintings? Kind of those.
• Costume National: Real Beatnicks
• Sportmax: Some call these blankets—other call them life
• Tod’s: “What’s it to you, collar?
• Roksanda Ilincic: I dream of sherbert
• Dolce & Gabbana: Mommy & Me & Roses & Lace & Italy
• Roberto Cavalli: The Kardashian Kollection
• Peter Pilotto: A lot of apps where you the game is you making a path out of colors

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