Loglines For London & Milan Fashion Weeks, Spring 2016

New York last week, London and Milan this week: fashion week is all the time! To keep you abreast of what is going on over there, here are brief loglines that explain what the most popular collections are all about.

Note: I’ll be updating this list later in the week as the shows are ongoing.

• Gucci: Those photos of your hispanic grandmother at your mom’s high school graduation that you love because they have on such cool clothing.
• Belstaff : Rippling pastel waters of suede.
• Stella Jean: ¡Olé! ¡Patterns! ¡Olé! ¡Fringe! ¡Olé! ¡Color! ¡Olé!
• Toga: Sticky and rolling around in fabric scraps.
• Fay: Hippie military.
• Ashish: Casual sequins, casual glitter, casual clothing.
• Ashley Williams: Tracy Turnblad, the punk.
• Emilio de la Morena: Simple rusting silver with sideways straps.
• Christopher Raeburn: It’s a sheer wrap! It’s a military wrap! It’s a white wrap!
• Joseph: “Here just—you know—tie it around your waist.”
• Giles: Pretty musings on the Hauntologists artwork.
• Christopher Kane: Zip tied spray paint evolved into fabric.
• Burberry Prorsum: Yeah, um, lacey? (Note: FUCK YOUR JOGGERS!!!!!)
• Antonio Berardi: Versace with tassels.
• Erdem: Late nineteenth century ladies in the Summer.
• Roksanda: Add a little curve to your clothes, right?
• KTZ: Punk coin purses.
• Pringle Of Scotland: Crochet that looks like laser cut, laser cut that looks like crochet.
• Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Vivienne Westwood plus finger prints.
• Paul Smith: A knot of bright colors.
• MM6 Maison Martin Margiela: The most glamorous truck stop memorabilia.
• Topshop Unique: “Why don’t you wear this to a holiday party, honey?”
• Preen By Thornton Bregazzi: Cutouts all tied up with a spread of geometry on.
• Gareth Pugh: Killer Clowns With Killer Tucks From London.
• House Of Holland: Lady Hunter S. Thompson picks through an army/navy store.
• J.W. Anderson: Tiny baby bra or overly dramatic boobs? The choice is yours.
• Holly Fulton: Fractal mum.
• Orla Kiley: Mennonite Trina Turk.
• Markus Lupfer: Flower trimmed stripes.
• Mother Of Pearl: A wallpaper collection of Picnic At Hanging Rock.
• Fyodor Golan: Candy wrapped Transformers.
• Felder Felder: Babes Of The Gradient.

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