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My Dick Reviews That Penis Photographer (NSFW)

After the success of this story about Things My Dick Does, an idea popped up: why not have a peeper review other pee-pee related art projects? That sounds like a great idea!

So who would be next to get the topical treatment? Photographer Soraya Doolbaz who has been getting press for her Dicture Gallery, a photography project where she puts penises in various costumes, turning them into anthropomorphized characters. She is turning the dick pic artsy. Her body of work would be great to review.

Are her photos any good? They’re OK! They’re fun and silly and something that you should watch and snicker at. Does my dick like it? I’m not sure. I’ll have to let it review a few images, selected from Doolbaz’s large selection of photos. Let’s see what he thinks.

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“This is cute! It’s like this dick is an old man, who is confused and a little angry that you woke him up. He’d open the door and mumble at you and, in the moment, you’d wonder if you would sleep with him. You would decide against it.”

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Oh, la la. I appreciate the commitment and that she is called “Dikki Minaj.” While this peeper has to be itching under that coarse lace, major kudos to Doolbaz for gender fucking a cock. That’s cool. (Also, has Nicki Minaj weighed in on the penile version of herself? Can we get Nicki Minaj dressed up as a penis?)

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Cozy! I’d sleep with this guy. Just lose the fucking glasses. What’s with the erectile eyewear?

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Love it or hate it, this one may have done meth and definitely tried to pick you up outside of a Kroger and you turned him down because you suspected he probably didn’t have a job but you still thought he was cute. You thought about this guy for days. You still go back to that Kroger. Sometimes you linger outside, pretending to look for your car. You’ve yet to see him again—but you keep hope.

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I haven’t even examined myself this close. Any penis whose pores that prominently featured is a bit too intense for me, sadly.

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This costume is a great way to turn people off of cock.

Curious to see how these photos are made? Of course the New York Post has a little video and interview that gives you some insight into Doolbaz’s process. You’ve been wanting to watch this—especially when you see the faces behind the dicks. Some are as great as you imagine while others are crotch goblins. For these penis owners’ sake, I hope Doolbaz maintains a warm studio.

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