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Put Some Ashes In Your Pussy

I think a lot about death and I used to think a lot about how I wanted to be handled after I die. I typically think that it would be great to have parts of me placed into a cake that every one gets to eat or to be used in a metal that is placed into the earth, never to be removed again. One thing I have not thought about? Being a pussy popper.

This story has been swirling around the Internet for the past day or so and has fascinated me: artist Mark Sturkenboom created a project called 21 Grams which combines an urn with a dildo. The weight the title refers to is folkloric idea that the human soul’s mass and the amount of ash that will be placed in a glass dead person sex toy for you to fuck yourself from the afterlife with. It even comes with a speaker box (to play your beloved(‘s) music) and an atomizer to spritz you with their scent).

It goes without saying but this is genius. I would like my body to be turned into many dildos! Everyone should be able to fuck me and be fucked by me posthumously. There are so many lives and so many people I didn’t get the chance to have sex with so why not let this be the opportunity for everyone to get off, right? It’s also good looking and, since we’re all good looking, it’s the perfect medium for us.

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