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So Who Watched Daddy Porn Yesterday?

Yesterday was Father’s Day, a little holiday dedicated to all of our daddies and all of our daddy issues.

And that means lots of daddy porn. No, seriously! Whether because of the influence of Game Of Thrones or because you need someone to pay your loans, daddies are so hot right now. This desire doesn’t mean you literally want to fuck your dad but it might mean you’re playing into cultural stereotypes of submission; regardless, you are into daddies and have probably perused daddy porn.

According to PornHub via Vocativ, when this holiday rolls around, people are heading to watch some porn about papas. Mother’s Day sees a similar uptick but the difference is that searching for things like “MILF” is always popular (It’s the eighth most searched.) while “daddy” is ranked 115.

But that’s not even the surprising part: this is.

But one of these parental holidays inspires a bigger boom in masturbatory fantasies: Mother’s Day sees only a 190 percent increase on average daily searches for “mom” and “MILF” compared to the 1,361 percent increase for “dad” and “daddy” on Father’s Day.

Thirteen hundred percent increase. Y’all need to chill bill with that daddy desire. The breakdown is surprising and not too: of straight people, women are 96% more likely to search for this while gay visitors are 277% more likely to search for this compared to straight people.

What’s funny is that daddies were searching for daddies: the breakdown of likelihood by ages saw persons 65 and above 12% more likely to search followed by people 55 to 64 being 10% more likely to search followed by persons 18 to 24 being 8% more likely to search. Perhaps there’s something to those students who want their loans paid? Clearly they need to meet on Pornhub and knock out each other’s desires, both physically and financially.

So, happy day after Father’s Day! Hope you squeezed out all your issues.

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