The 25 Days Of Honda Days: Day I, 2016 Honda Civic Coupe

On the first day of Honda Days, Honda gave to me: a 2016 Honda Civic Coupe.

It was a green car.
It was a car we found in the desert.
It was hot.

“Want to get a photo with the car?”
I did. We got the photo.

It was a 2016 Honda Civic Coupe. Neon green. In Palm Springs.
It burned.
Both the car and the climate, an exchange at the hands of this car not being – Um. – a hybrid or anything else that is actually helpful.

But I looked cute!

Wearing –

• Some Sandro shirt I got in Paris and felt fancy but then saw that Bloomingdale’s sold it in America.
• Old ass J.Crew “bone” colored shorts that are delightfully short and wearing thin but they make both my legs and man part look good (so I think).
• Some Warby Parker glasses I got for free.
• Very comfortable Jerusalem Sandals.
• A literally gay hat.
• An upcycled activity bag.

What will these Honda Days bring next? Surely a warmed Winter, to which I will vomit. As actress Daisy Ridley replied when asked if she’d reprise a role in thirty years, “I honestly feel like the world may end in the next 30 years.” Me too, Honda Jedi. Me too.

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