Design: Functional minivan with a cool, hard edge thanks to non-soft corners typical of minivans. It’s kind of clunky but it’s sleeker than most vans. While not revolutionary, it’s cool—for a van.
Aesthetic: Wannabe Non-Basic Mom.
Features: Stability malfunctions.
Honda Dayness: Fairly Honda. Again: the Civic is the barometer of Hondaness. Yet, even though this car is eight years old, it’s still kicking. I enjoy it much more than it’s clunky-sleek ultra sheen younger sister.
How Happy Does This Honda Make Me? Fairly happy. I like that this one is defective, non-mom-but-mom, and that it reminds me of this from this. It’s pretty tight—just like my snow queen outfit and them damn vintage shorts, which are a reminder that I need to lose five pounds. How cute are my dogs? Cuter than this car, right?