The 25 Days Of Honda Days: Day VII, 2016 Honda Civic

On the seventh day of Honda Days, Honda gave to me: a 2016 Honda Civic.

I know it’s not cool but I’m, like, a morning person.
I am usually awake between 6AM and 6:30AM.
That’s “how I do.”

So, a few days ago, I was up early.
Walking the dogs.
A Honda appeared.
I took photos.

When you’re up this early, rarely are you “dressed” for the world.
You’re just dressed because you’re in public and can’t be naked.

This is why I look bad.
I am wearing what I call “home clothes,” clothes you only wear at home that are intended to be far from the eyes of anyone you know.
But alas. Here we are –

• A Jansport hoodie from college that is over a decade old and beginning to wither.
• A Jungmaven tank top.
• Old AmAppy shorts that I should upgrade out of “home clothes.”
• Warm ass socks and Birkenstocks.

It’s a look. Not a good one but a look, nevertheless.

And Civics are the most vanilla of Hondas.
This car is fine, environmentally, but all cars are bad.
Don’t let the former “Civic Hybrid” hype get you.
They’re all the same.

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