Design: Did you know Honda makes trucks? They do! And you thought yesterday’s car was the biggest Honda. The Ridgeline is a slice and dice of truck ideas: it has lots of hidden compartments and lots of space for seating and amble areas for you to place things that you need to haul.
Aesthetic: This is the E. Honda of Honda—but not in Hondaness but in size. It’s the biggest thing I’ve ever seen.
Features: Specific to this Ridgeline, there was a Star Wars sticker on one window and some Jeep seat covers too. This car is having a little bit of an identity crisis but I’m fairly certain I know the type of bro that would drive this beast around Los Angeles.
Honda Dayness: Not super Honda Days. No one knows Honda makes trucks!
How Happy Does This Honda Make Me? I’m just happy that I’ve been able to find more Hondas that aren’t fucking Civics or CR-Vs. It’s big too—just like my mother fucking bulge in these photos because my shorts are too small. Whatever. I was attempting to look cute.