Design: New-old and old-new Honda. This was like standing in between two live wires competing with each other over Honda’s identity which, as we know, is constantly in flux. Is it a constant sedan ripoff or trying to be a sleek, sporty Prius ripoff? We’ll never know.
Aesthetic: “Athletic urbanite” in theory but not in execution.
Features: Both of these cars were the base models. They are some basic bitch ass cars that I found parked in the lot of a Staples at 7AM. Doesn’t get anymore basic than that.
Honda Dayness: Since it’s two Hondas, it’s pretty Honda Day. Double the Honda, double the dayness.
How Happy Does This Honda Make Me? I’m pretty much over these cars—but I started this fucking consumerist countdown to celebrate that the reason for the season is the sales event of the year. I’m going to finish this shit out even if it means that I have to pull out outfits I would normally never wear, save for a grainy, front-camera photograph in front of double Hondas.