Design: This is a newer Honda Accord and this CR-V is quite old. I did have an issue figuring out which CR-V it was because it’s so not new—I almost confused it for an old ass RAV4. As if. Who am I?
Aesthetic: Past and present state of the Honda.
Features: The CR-V has a tire on the back. Also, look at that: I realized I could spell CR-V so I did. Unfortunately, my lettering was backwards so I had to flip the photos.
Honda Dayness: Pretty Honda Day! In the sales event of the season, these two cars stand at opposite ends of reliability—but both are cheap enough. How Honda!
How Happy Does This Honda Make Me? Fairly happy. I liked this outfit and my new shirt and it was by some luck that I found these two cars ass-to-face.