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The 25 Days Of Honda Days: Day XX, 2014 Honda Civic Coupe

On the twentieth day of Honda Days, Honda gave to me: a 2014 Honda Civic Coupe.

The Vehicle: Yes, this technically is the same model car from yesterday—but these cars aren’t the same. There are some differences—This one is sportier, the logos on the back of the cars are different, this one doesn’t have Yonce plates, etc.—but I have to admit a unique defeat: I cannot figure out what the two sub-breeds of cars are. My research and speculation are normally limited but this is a new limit. My guess though would be that it all lies in the souped up lights and tail of the car, all of which suggest this might moonlight as a street racer.

Carhartt Beanie // Super Sunglasses // Wood Wood X Disney Sweater // Ami Shorts // Adidas Socks // Birkenstock Sandals

Environmental Impact: From yesterday…

The car includes some Econ mode to help make it more efficient. Outside of this, nothing outstanding pops up for this car (wah wah). Thus, let’s look at it’s EPA calculation: it has a 13.2 gallon tank meaning it is equivalent to burning 123 pounds of coal.

Just add on top of this that this car probably races. That’s not good?

How Happy Does This Honda Make Me? It looks nice? It matched my outfit, too. I do not hate this but I also am so Honda apathetic at this point that it doesn’t really matter!

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