Design: It’s a Civic! It also looks like an Accord from the future, which is represented by the flashy tail lights. Also, this car is a hybrid. This is Honda’s attempt to save the world!!!!!
Aesthetic: The casually caring driver.
Features: In the twenty three days that I’ve been hunting Hondas, somehow this is only the second hybrid. It’s wet, too.
Honda Dayness: Very good question considering this is the definitive Honda car that is concerned with being eco-friendly. Does that make it particularly Honda? No. The future of the brand, maybe, but this barely fits into the canon of the brand.
How Happy Does This Honda Make Me? Quite happy! I like that this is a hybrid but I give zero shits about the design of this car. These cars all suck, really, but it’s nice to hear some aren’t fucking shitting shit into the sky. This outfit is fine. It was “I’m Running Fucking Errands.” realness.