So I went, to the house of Honda, to a place where Hondas meet and are sold in honor of The Sales Event Of The Year. There were a lot of cars. Some were not Hondas. I did not look at them. I only looked at Hondas.
This was a big lot where a lot of Hondas are. That weirdo red car to the right of me isn’t a Crosstour as I had thought, in my Honda Day research.
It was instead a 2016 Honda Civic 2.0L 4D LX. It’s so new that I can’t even find it on Honda’s website.
This is a 2016 Fit 5DR LX. It matched my glasses.
Hello there. These are Honda CR-X Hybrids. I was glad to see them.
This is me caught in between a 2016 Pilot AWD and a 2016 Honda Odyssey Elite.
This is a 2016 Civic 2.0L 4D EX.
Now, I know you might be celebrating “Christmas” today but that is not the reason for the season: the reason for the season is to buy things, especially cars because they do a very good job at torturing the environment. It does not matter what religion you are or what your beliefs are: we can all gather around Hondas to celebrate the indulgence of spending.
Happy Honda Days, America. We did it. Enjoy your shorts and air conditioning this Christmas and don’t forget to recycle your wrapping paper.