This is great news for all people like me who believe that seeing is believing. This cock is well over a foot long and it is reportedly almost a foot around: show me the pictures. I want to see that dick. That’s basically a small dog! I don’t believe it.
Since I can’t see that dong, I want to know what else is nineteen inches, for a frame of reference. I can’t quite get a visual—so what else is hung down to nineteen inches? How much beef we are talking about? Here are a few things that I found that are nineteen inches. They should help us all see his schlong.
• A Dell Inspiron i3043 All-in-One Desktop
• A Crosswind All Season Tire
• A stuffed cheetah toy made by FAO Schwarz
• Two sheets of printer paper, placed next to each other vertically, with penises drawn on them.
• A stylish, layered hairstyles
• An ornamental metallic globe
• A brass woodbasket your parents may have next to their fireplace
• The width of standard computer racks
• The height of this very ridged suitcase
• A Boy Scout Christmas stocking
• A used dressage saddle for your horse…
• …which, funny enough, is nearly the size of the sheath that holds the horse penis
• This real life Popeye’s forearms
• A butt plug with a fox tail attached to it
• A Where The Wild Things Are backpack
• Nearly the average length of a newborn baby
• This mega shoehorn
• Toshiba 19L4200U 19-Inch 720p 60Hz LED TV
• “little leggies”
• Quiksilver Everyday Kaimana Boardshorts
• An Elongated Molded Wood Toilet Seat
• A dildo worth $2.5 million dollars
UPDATE: Or, according to Gawker, 19 inches of panty hose filled with a giant dildo. Giant penises are a lie.