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Workin’ In A Cocktail Bar

You were workin’ as a waitress in a cocktail bar. Workin’ as a waitress. That cocktail bar.

A cocktail bar. You were working. You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. Cockatil bar. Cocktail, cocktail, cocktail bar. Workin’ as a waitress. In a cocktail bar.

I guess the Human League is fairly simplistic, yes? The Human League is fairly simplistic. You were working as a waitress. You were workin’. In a cock-cock-cocktail bar.

Maybe this version actually reveals that this song isn’t about lusting but instead a detective trying to get to the bottom of a crime. “You were workin’ as a waitress in a cocktail bar?” he asked, almost demanded. “I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar,” she responds confidently. She was. The two walk through the rain, interrogating each other. She was workin’ as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Thank god this isn’t the real song. Or this should be the real song? It should be in a cocktail bar.

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