Loglines For A Few Of The New York Fashion Week 2015 Fall Collections

If you need this week’s fashion shows summed up in a sentence, boy are you in luck.

Marc By Marc Jacobs: Hood By Air designed by a pair of cargo pants

Badgley Mischka: A bag of pins and buttons found at a Goodwill

Band Of Outsiders: A big belt around a Brian Sharp painting

Zac Posen: You know, Alfred Hitchcock shit.

Marchesa: Roses & Whips

J.Crew: Not Thom Browne nor an army/navy store (Men); Not Thom Brown but egg noodles (Women)

Rag & Bone: Slippery puffers

Eckhaus Latta: An art teacher sleeps with a goth kid

Proenza Schouler: Bandages made out of wallpaper

Kate Spade: Somewhat foxish in pink

Jeremy Scott: “Grandma, your pillowcases…they’re alive.

Thom Browne: Robberies & Whales: A Gothic Musical

Narcisco Rodriguez: A Magic Eye of The Row and Rodarte

Victoria Beckham: Your shoulders are up here.

Carolina Herrera: Wet Naps®

Calvin Klein: Luxury tiddlywinks

Ralph Lauren: Putting fur over an old blanket

The Row: Office pajamas

Oscar De La Renta: Cruella de Vil, the PETA days

Tom Ford: The year is 2002. In your closet is a Sak bag, a denim trenchcoat, and a velvet peasant top. Which item would be best for school today?

Marc Jacobs: Are You There God? It’s Me, Rose McGowan.

Karen Walker: “Remember The Seventies? Here Are 32 Groovy Blasts From The Past”

Kanye West: This panty hose is everywhere

Rodarte: The Muppets shipwrecked in the eighties.

Tommy Hilfiger: An old man having sex with a football

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